...I ain't doing that again. I thought it was a good idea but I should had kept the sandwich. I liked that sandwich very much. It had the right balance of onions and tar. It also broke my tooth. That's where the badger came in. tried as hard as I could to befriend him, but the nasty bastard took a chunk of my foot off. They are not to be trifled with, I tell ya! all pointy teeth and surly attitude. Couldn't win him over no matter how much I tried. Even gave him the good pillow AND let him hold the remote....
I hate that badger! Nasty bastard! I'm going home.....
..He's all yours, buddy- have fun.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
peeple, mostly
There are peeple mostly I don't like.
1- that guy on tv that yells at me.
2- anyone wearing purple on president's day.
3- my tooth.
4- the guy whom took my sneakers off the front porch- although they had poo on them so HAA!
5- scary zombies. even the fake ones.
6- I forgot this one.
7- that chick on the bus with open-toe shoes she wears year round. her toes look and smell like a hand full of clams, and she stinks of cigarettes and regret. and she keeps sitting by me even when I drool.
8- that may be all....
9- yep, that's all.
Thanks for coming...bye!
1- that guy on tv that yells at me.
2- anyone wearing purple on president's day.
3- my tooth.
4- the guy whom took my sneakers off the front porch- although they had poo on them so HAA!
5- scary zombies. even the fake ones.
6- I forgot this one.
7- that chick on the bus with open-toe shoes she wears year round. her toes look and smell like a hand full of clams, and she stinks of cigarettes and regret. and she keeps sitting by me even when I drool.
8- that may be all....
9- yep, that's all.
Thanks for coming...bye!
Monday, January 4, 2010
they wore me down so now I must blog or I get no pudding
Is this on? What? I can't hear what you're saying. You have to talk louder. LOUDER! Oh, forget it. I lost my train of thought. I will get back to you. Bye..
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