Who do you think you are??? Snooping around here?? I'm telling mom!!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

peeple, mostly

There are peeple mostly I don't like.
1- that guy on tv that yells at me.
2- anyone wearing purple on president's day.
3- my tooth.
4- the guy whom took my sneakers off the front porch- although they had poo on them so HAA!
5- scary zombies. even the fake ones.
6- I forgot this one.
7- that chick on the bus with open-toe shoes she wears year round. her toes look and smell like a hand full of clams, and she stinks of cigarettes and regret. and she keeps sitting by me even when I drool.
8- that may be all....
9- yep, that's all.
Thanks for coming...bye!

Monday, January 4, 2010

they wore me down so now I must blog or I get no pudding

Is this on? What? I can't hear what you're saying. You have to talk louder. LOUDER! Oh, forget it. I lost my train of thought. I will get back to you. Bye..