Who do you think you are??? Snooping around here?? I'm telling mom!!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Bartering for Badgers

...I ain't doing that again. I thought it was a good idea but I should had kept the sandwich. I liked that sandwich very much. It had the right balance of onions and tar. It also broke my tooth. That's where the badger came in. tried as hard as I could to befriend him, but the nasty bastard took a chunk of my foot off. They are not to be trifled with, I tell ya! all pointy teeth and surly attitude. Couldn't win him over no matter how much I tried. Even gave him the good pillow AND let him hold the remote....
I hate that badger! Nasty bastard! I'm going home.....

..He's all yours, buddy- have fun.