I mean it!!
There. That's much better. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. I was telling y'all about my pone collection. Like this blue one here; I got this one on my camping trip to my living room...Actually it wasn't so much a camping trip as it was just me foraging for cat toys under the couch.
But it could have been camping, right? I mean there was a lot of dirt there, as well as a lump or two of something that belonged in the woods....and then there was that something that bit like a bastard.
Left a rash, too.
That's all I got so can I have another cracker now?
...and some salve of my injury?
Thanks!
Goodbye.